Sunday, July 12, 2009

Rob

Dear Constant Reader,

My nephew has been labelled a "sociopath".

This doesn't come as a shock to me, but what comes as a shock is the fact that he is still very much allowed to wander around. Aren't sociopaths supposed to be dangerous?

The fact that our family could produce such a person is entirely possible, and watching his behavior makes it obviously clear that something is wrong. You would have to be entirely blind to not see that he's missing a few screws.

Here's a sampling of some of the text messages that he's sent me over the past month:

Feel isolated at my moms without a car u know and with candice stresses me out seeing irenes stuff

Explanation:
Candice is some girl he knocked up (he's done this several times), and Irene is the offspring of the unholy alliance. This particular message was sent to me three times in one day.

2 lawyers pushed me away dont know why

Explanation:
I don't know why either. I have no clue what he meant by this message.

My mom told me when i was 1 my real dad put her in hospital and once pushed her down stairs when prego with me-ass

Explanation:
His mother (my sister) is just as mentally unstable as him, and she has no problem marrying abusive men. The dad that he's referring to is her first husband.

Welfare denied me,oh well ill appeal it next week

Explanation:
He's had an unending string of jobs, and has been incapable of holding down any of them. I'm guessing employers do not enjoy creepy behavior.

Risking loosing everything fri im stressed out over this bigtime.noone has it im s t r e s s e d.

Explanation:
He's already lost his mind, so I'm guessing there ain't a whole helluva lot more he can lose.

My job let me go dont know why

Explanation:
Oh, I think we know why. Another job down the drain. He barely had that one for a couple of days.

Sorry earlier was fuckn my gf lol

Explanation:
He's moved in with some local baby-making machine, and I'm wondering how long it's going to be until he produces another bastard? Of course, I mean "bastard" in the best possible sense.

I realize that these text messages are not a very good picture of someone who is "crazy", but there's a whole pile of past behaviors that you don't know about. He's a genuinely disturbed individual.

Arthur
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And so it begins ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I've decided to start a new blog that I'm going to try to keep updated on a daily basis.

My other blog has turned into a kind of landfill site, so I've decided it was time to do something that I might have just a little bit more love for.

I cannot promise that I will always be interesting, but I promise that you'll enjoy my journey.

I'll be fiddling with the layout, so please have a little friggen patience.

Oh, and this blog will feature occasional bouts of profanity. You're just going to have to deal with that. I'm not going to warn you again!

If you wish to learn more about me, I would highly suggest that you trot over to my Facebook. That is if I was willing to actually let you have the address.

Arthur
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